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Free the Expo '67!!!

E Boris
19 February 1960
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Purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down
(Purple toupee when summer brings you down)
Purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around
(Purple toupee and gold lame)

Purple toupee is here to stay after the hair has gone away
The purple brigade is marching from the grave.

They Might Be Giants
“Purple Toupee”

I am a work in progress. I've been a lot of things and I feel like I'm coming from nowhere in particular.

I'm loud, manic, given to flights of fancy and I don't handle frustration well. I want more. I love sex in all of its various, yummy forms. I've become something of a politics junky.

I love words and wish I were as good with them as the people who's writing I enjoy here. I love digital media tools. I wish I was actually an editor rather than posing as one.

I love my lovely wife ledasgirl and her incredible offspring. I think that my dogs Hank Williams Junior Jr., Maisie Mae and Louie Louie are the most perfect beings in the universe.

I've been clean and sober since August 13, 2007.

I like to beat the shit out of commas and elipses

Most of all, I try to practice compassion.

Say hi. I don't bite.

My most recent triumph is having edited the soon to be released feature, "Permanent Vacation" coming to a dvd player, computer or cable box near you......

Come meet me.
I can be found in
The five percent Nation of suburban malaise.
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The five percent Nation of pay-per-view.
The five percent Nation of Budwieser.
The five percent Nation of Milton Bradley.
5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 75, 80, 85, 90, 95,
The People's Republic of Santa Clarita.
The People's Republic of Valencia
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The People's Republic of Fifth Wheels
The People's Republic of Hummers
The People's Republic of dildo parties
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The People's Republic of Valencia
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Yor, Yor, he's a man, he's a man (He's got a diesel truck).
Yor, Yor, he's a man, he's a man (He's got a crew cab).
Everybody's movin'
Everybody's movin'
Everybody's movin', movin', movin', movin'...
1 2 3, 4 5 6, 7 8 9, 10 11 12.

The five percent Nation of Harmful Free Radicals.
The five percent Nation of Oxygen Cocktails.
The five percent Nation of Northern L.A. County.

Appropriated from
"Casiotone Nation"
by Mike Doughty
(and fucked with by me)
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